Pretty Anchor Sailor Jon

A sketchy page in which John Oliver and Dave Gorman discuss their (incredibly flimsy) secret identities.

( 'Why does nobody make the connection?' )

(The joke only works if you know that Dave Gorman once set out on a quest to find a ridiculous number of other people named Dave Gorman.)

Also here on DA.

Sailor Liberal Stephen and Sailor Conservative Stephen face off.

Or maybe this is part of the stock footage for their really awesome teaming-up-for-extra-power attack.

Not that this fits into any of the vaguely defined canon that's been built up so far...

...I just wanted to draw these two in matching sailor outfits, okay? DON'T JUDGE ME.

( Colbert Power, Make Up! )

More art!

An idea for Sailor Jon in Super form, with some extra frills, a little more black in the accents, and the Spiral Star Microphone.

Somehow, though, I still don't think it's frilly enough. (Maybe it could use an oversized bow in the back...?)

( Jon Crisis, Make Up! )

A quick sketchy design for the final cosmic form of Sailor Jon: Sailor Satire.

He returns from the future in the form of Schmon Schmewart to comfort his past self during the ultimate final battle. It's pretty epic.

( The symbol on his staff, and the brooch and the suit button, is the Comedy Central logo. )

Title: The Ride Home
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real, not mine.

A snippet from the fifth season. Stephen is supposedly overseas (actually killed by Murdoxia, though Jon's memory of that is temporarily blocked), and Jon feels particularly lonely after (the travesty that was) the '09 Emmys.

( If only he could have accepted the statue for Stephen in absentia. )

Just a quick announcement to the effect that this comm has an Actual Tag System now. Check out the shiny.

Y halo thar, dead community! Have some art.

On the right, Demetri as Sailor Chibi-Jon. With a slightly redesigned outfit that includes his trademark sweater-vest, plus the dark blue T-shirt seen on Important Things With Demetri Martin.

On the left, Kristen, the slender young girl with a weird streak who shows up later in the series, in the Sailor Saturn role. With a more pastel-themed outfit, and a perky pink version of the Silence Glaive. (The Feminist Glaive?)

(Yeah, I know John Hodgman was Sailor Saturn last time around. Nobody ever said this story had a consistent canon.)

As always, this is a work of parody, and therefore cool under US copyright law.

( Played with shading techniques here, and made sure to include lots of hearts... )

Title: Don't You Do It, Boy (Sailor Jon version)
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the actions, dialogue, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

After the events of recent weeks, I dug back through my Pretty Anchor Sailor Jon manga and scanned this page. (Read right to left.)

( Tux Jansen is backed into a corner; Sailor Jon comes to the rescue. )

(It occurs to me that the sword should have been a baseball bat. Oh well.)

I was at Otakon a couple of weeks ago with a friend of mine (a fellow TDS fan, though she doesn't hang out online), and we were watching a group of Sailor Moon cosplayers pose for pictures when she said, "You know, it would be pretty funny if you drew 'Sailor Star Jon Stewart' or something..."

When I stopped laughing, I pulled out my sketchbook and opened to "Your Moment of Zen."

And speaking of Sailor Jon, here's some art from the Black News County arc!

Rating: G
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah parody blah blah blah author's imagination only blah.
Based on: This picture of Prince Demando, Saffiru, and Neo-Queen Serenity

The names don't really mesh well. Feel free to suggest alternatives.

( Prince Scarbiamondo, Tukkiru, and Neo-Queen Liberty )

Here's a fail-safe way to get me to do something: appeal to my competitive streak. I've been meaning to do a Prince Justicion design that adapted Stephen's awesome Roman armor for weeks now, but only when a Colboard fanart contest came around did I actually finish it.

So here we have the finished picture. Helmet sold separately.

( And Justice for all! )